Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I **** with no hands.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.