play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.