When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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make south park refferences every day

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I **** with no hands.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.