- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Picking my nose.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.