- Things You Think Only You Do

i masturbate with my feet

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.