When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sleep with pillow between legs

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.