I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.