If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Picking my nose.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Sitting down in the shower

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.