When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.