- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.