turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.