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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.