Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.