When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.