When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I scratch and sniff.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.