try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.