Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.