- Things You Think Only You Do

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Mayada stupid

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.