Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Only use the left earphone.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

make south park refferences every day

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I **** with no hands.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.