when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.