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i masturbate with my feet
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.