I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.