I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Go for a 10 mile run.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.