I don't read the terms of service.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.