Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.