get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Mayada stupid

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.