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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I hit the frig after sex
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.