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Sitting down in the shower
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I was the real Stig...
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.