When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I toot.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.