- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.