When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Sitting down in the shower

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.