- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

listen to madonnas new album

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.