- Things You Think Only You Do

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I **** with no hands.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.