Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.