DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
…
Next ›
Last »
If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+38
eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
thumb_up
thumb_down
+34
Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
thumb_up
thumb_down
+26
right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+16
I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
thumb_up
thumb_down
i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
thumb_up
thumb_down
A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
« First
‹ Prev
…
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.