You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.