- Things You Think Only You Do

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Courtesy flush.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

make south park refferences every day

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.