I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.