Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.