Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

the power to regenerate your appendix

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Smoking in the shower.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

listen to madonnas new album

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.