Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sleep with pillow between legs

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.