If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Being fat

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.