- Things You Think Only You Do

I rehearse arguments in my head.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I **** with no hands.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.