Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.