I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

The older I get the more honest I get

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.