Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

make south park refferences every day

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I was the real Stig...

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Mayada stupid

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.