When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.