You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.