log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.