- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.