Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Mayada stupid

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Do somthing only you do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.