- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.