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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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make south park refferences every day
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I **** with no hands.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.