When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.