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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I scratch and sniff.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.