- Things You Think Only You Do

I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.