- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

listen to madonnas new album

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.