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The older I get the more honest I get
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.