Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I don't read the terms of service.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.