when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Smoking in the shower.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.