I chew my ice cream.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.