Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.