browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.