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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.