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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.