Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.