- Things You Think Only You Do

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.