When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.