- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Save more than once on your favourite game.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.