- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.