Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.