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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.