Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.