Put my hands together the 'other' way

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I have a phobia of incest

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.