Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I scratch and sniff.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.