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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.