sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.