Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.