Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.