- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.