- Things You Think Only You Do

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Mayada stupid

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.