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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.