Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

the power to regenerate your appendix

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.