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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.