walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.