Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.