When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.