Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I have a phobia of incest

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.