Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.