Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I was the real Stig...

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.