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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.