- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Smoking in the shower.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.