When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I don't read the terms of service.

Smoking in the shower.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

make south park refferences every day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.