- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.