I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.