- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I scratch and sniff.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.