- Things You Think Only You Do

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.