when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.