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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.