make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I scratch and sniff.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.