Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.