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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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listen to madonnas new album
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.