- Things You Think Only You Do

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

fap

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.