right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I **** with no hands.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.