listen to madonnas new album

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.