When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Smoking in the shower.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Ur mum

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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fap

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.