Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.