HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.