- Things You Think Only You Do

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.