on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.