- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.