I scratch and sniff.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.