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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.