I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.