Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.