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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.