Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.