Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I read the down voted posts

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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i masturbate with my feet

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I **** with no hands.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.