When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I cant ride a bike

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.