If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.