when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

fap

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Only use the left earphone.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.