scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I mean Diana Ross.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.