sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.