When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.