acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Being fat

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.