Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.