I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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fap

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Only use the left earphone.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.