Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.