Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.