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make south park refferences every day

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.