When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.