Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.