- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.