Run faster down hotel corridors.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I mean Diana Ross.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.