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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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make south park refferences every day
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.