A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I mean Diana Ross.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I can only play a piano with my right hand

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.