I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.