- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.