acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.