acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.