when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.