Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.