Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.