Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I was not born in the country I am living in now

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.