Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.