Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.