i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I hit the frig after sex

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.