I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.