Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

fap

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Picking my nose.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.