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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.