I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.