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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.