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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.