Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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fap

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.