When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.