Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Picking my nose.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.