Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I chew my ice cream.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.