turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.