When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.