I scratch and sniff.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.