- Things You Think Only You Do

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.