sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.