Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.