get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I cant ride a bike

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.