Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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only read the short jokes on this website

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.