get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.