- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.