Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I scratch and sniff.

I mean Diana Ross.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.