I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Being fat

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.