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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.