Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I have a phobia of incest

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.