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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.