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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.