- Things You Think Only You Do

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.