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Sitting down in the shower
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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i masturbate with my feet
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I was the real Stig...
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.