Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.