try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.