Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.