put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.