- Things You Think Only You Do

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.