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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.