- Things You Think Only You Do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

test how many stares you can scale in one step

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.