Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I lift my butt when I'm farting

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Only use the left earphone.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.