get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I cant ride a bike

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.