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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.