Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.