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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.