I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.