Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.