make south park refferences every day

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I was the real Stig...

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.