- Things You Think Only You Do

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.