expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Being fat

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I was the real Stig...

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.