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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I have a phobia of incest

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.