That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

pull out a flies wings and let it go

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.