- Things You Think Only You Do

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

i masturbate with my feet

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

make south park refferences every day

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I was the real Stig...

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.