I used to eat bath bubbles

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Justin Beiber is a woman

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.