Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

thumb_up thumb_down

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I scratch and sniff.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.