- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.