Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I hit the frig after sex

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes I toot.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.