- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.