- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Being fat

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.