- Things You Think Only You Do

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I push the door open with my stomach

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

humiliating little girls

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.