Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.