Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.