I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.