right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I scratch and sniff.

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.