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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.