Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Do somthing only you do

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I pee in the shower. :3

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I never feel bored

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.