Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I push the door open with my stomach

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.