Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I cant ride a bike

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Being fat

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.