- Things You Think Only You Do

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

listen to madonnas new album

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.