Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Being fat

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.