- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Justin Beiber is a woman

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.