I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make up a song to yourself.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Go for a 10 mile run.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.