When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.