trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I was the real Stig...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.