I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sitting down in the shower

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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