- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Be a loner at school

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.