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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Courtesy flush.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.