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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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I **** with no hands.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.