- Things You Think Only You Do

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Smoking in the shower.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Ur mum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.