When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.