getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I cant ride a bike

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.