I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.