.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.