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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Smoking in the shower.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.