When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.