Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.