- Things You Think Only You Do

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Boinked my neighbor

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I was the real Stig...

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.