Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Being fat

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.