- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.