Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being fat

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.