Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.