Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.