When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.