Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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i masturbate with my feet

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.