cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.