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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I have a phobia of incest

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.