I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.