- Things You Think Only You Do

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Justin Beiber is a woman

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.