When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Sitting down in the shower

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.