1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Tear up when I poop

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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humiliating little girls

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.