- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.