Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I cant ride a bike

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.