- Things You Think Only You Do

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.