That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.