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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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The older I get the more honest I get
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Mayada stupid
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.