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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Make up a song to yourself.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.