Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.