When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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I have seen a UFO

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.