You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.