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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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fap
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Sitting down in the shower
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.