check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.