- Things You Think Only You Do

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Set Fire to the Rain

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.