When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I scratch and sniff.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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only read the short jokes on this website

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.