Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I **** with no hands.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.