I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.