right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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fap

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.