- Things You Think Only You Do

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.