I wonder if elections are rigged?

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

fap

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Sitting down in the shower

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.