I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Picking my nose.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.