I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.