Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.