Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.