Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.