I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

make south park refferences every day

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.