Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I cant ride a bike

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.