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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.