Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.