- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

i masturbate with my feet

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.