I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.