When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.