While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Picking my nose.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.