I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.