Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.