Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

thumb_up thumb_down -7

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -57

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -67

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.