I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.