Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.