Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.