I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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make south park refferences every day

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.