I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.