Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.