When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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fap

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Picking my nose.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.