I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.