Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.