- Things You Think Only You Do

I lift my butt when I'm farting

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

k. everyone

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

i masturbate with my feet

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.