Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I scratch and sniff.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.