Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.