- Things You Think Only You Do

the power to regenerate your appendix

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.