Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.