When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.