When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Ur mum

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.