When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.