when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.