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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I never feel bored
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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check shower for murder then pee
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.