Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.