Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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blink

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.