When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.