when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.