Take off the ends of the banana (

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I pee in the shower. :3

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.