Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.