I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Only use the left earphone.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.