I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Be a loner at school

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.