Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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check shower for murder then pee

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.