I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pee in the shower

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Having gay sex

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.