Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.