I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.