Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Having gay sex

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.