Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Having gay sex

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.