- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.