Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.