I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.