I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.