when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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fap

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Take baths

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.