Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.