When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

thumb_up thumb_down -62

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -86

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +29

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Pretend i'm a sim.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.