moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.