When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.