having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.