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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.