Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having gay sex

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.