Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.