I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I think about other women when having sex

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.