- Things You Think Only You Do

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.