I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.