When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.