Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

sing like a pro in da shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.