I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.