When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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This song will not come out of my head!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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speak proper english

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.