clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.