When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.