While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.