When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.