Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Vote for the other guy

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.