Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.