When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.