push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I eat ass

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.