I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I never feel bored

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.