Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.