I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I have seen a UFO

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.