wen on this website go look at the most disliked

im going to kill that person and get away with it

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Talk to my cat.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

check shower for murder then pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.