Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.