Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Poop naked.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.