Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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speak proper english

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.