While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.