thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.