wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.