Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.