When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Pee in the shower

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.