when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.