I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Talk to my cat.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.