When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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get really confused

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.