when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.