I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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being super bored at shool

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.