think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.