Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.