When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.