I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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misread dig bick

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Made after doomsday plans

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.