Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.