pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

thumb_up thumb_down +48

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

thumb_up thumb_down

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I have seen a UFO

thumb_up thumb_down -44

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

thumb_up thumb_down -60

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.