When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I want to suck on your penis

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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being super bored at shool

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.