Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.