Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I can't trill my R's

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.