Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.