Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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wonder who wrote these things

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I eat ass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.