I put big spaces in between comments

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.