I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.