Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.