Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Take baths

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.