log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.