Like a toy until it breaks.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.