Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I have seen a UFO

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.