I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.