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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Your mom

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.