Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.