look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.