Fart at home

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.