When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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being super bored at school

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.