KICK THE CAN

being super bored at school

I laugh easier when im with someone

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Pee in the shower.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.