Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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smoke marijuana

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.