put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.