I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Pee in the shower.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.