stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.