When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

When out I like to "people watch."

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.