hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.