I always cry when I pray.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I always think I have special powers

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.