When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.