I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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sit in the shower

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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being super bored at school

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.