When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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hate Justin Bieber

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.