I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.