When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.