I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Fart at home

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.