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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.